We heard you're sick of your routine and feel melancholy. So book some vacay in AK, and go visit Denali National Park and Preserve! You will stare in awe! (And by the way, AK's Alaska, not Arkansas.) It has six million acres! Tundra! Forest! Glaciers, too! Plus you might see a grizzly bear, Dall sheep, or caribou. Granite peaks! Snowy summits! Iditarod mushers! But don't slack when you pack, you hack — bring your matching goodrs.